Domestic abuse and a bit of death - light conversation around the Griffiths table

So Christmas came and went but not without that Christmas dinner this year was particularly Interesting Me being the fussy eater tucked into my £1.49 smoked sausage That i covered in Heinz Tomato sauce much to my fathers disgust. I had demanded the sausage instead of the specially bought beef , conversation of death and domestic abuse filled the air and that's when it hit me ... this is why i am a Griffith's. Never have i understood my inappropriate some may call "Quirky or "Eccentric" behaviour more than at that moment. After pudding Vera my Grandmother excused herself for a trip to the toilet she didn't leave the room quickly enough for my dad not to let out a joke about turd's . What a delightful Family. Here's an image of Chloe Paxton Lawrence looking festive on the Eve of Christmas